Thought you might wanna have some fun for a change. Enjoy!!!!! *************************** Disclaimer: I don't own these guys and I ain't making any money from 'em. Dani on the other hand I do own, but I'm not making any cash from her either. If you want her, ask me first. Rating: H Who's The Winner? By: The Lady Xtreme Jonny, Jessie, Hadji and Dani sat by the table in the livingroom. Jonny and Jessie were arguing as usual, and Hadji and Dani just sat beside, shaking their heads. -Such sillyness! Hadji ment. -You got my vote, Dani agreed. Todays fight was about something so trivial as "who could do the best practical joke". Jessie rose. -OK, Jonny! Here's the deal! I bet I can play a trick on everyone in this house before midnight tonight! Deal?! -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!!! Dani and Hadji shook their hands and tried to stop Jonny from saying.... -Deal, Jess! Dani and Hadji fell back in the couch. -Aaaw, no!! -If I win, Jessie continued, I get to tie your feet together and throw you into the girls lockerroom! -Mmmm...OK! And if I win, you have to wear my underwear for a week! -Yuck...Well, OK. Go for that! -Fine! Do your best, kiddo! He went laughing out of the room. Jessie had a wicked look on her face. ****** Just a few hours later Jonny heard a loud scream from upstairs. He immediately ran up, only to find Hadji, banging a golfclub in his bed. -Hadj...What's wrong? -What is wrong? This is wrong! He held up the club, showing a dead snake hanging from its end. Jonny jumped back. -Geeze!! How did that get there?! -Is it not obvious?! It is Jessie, of course, because of your silly bet! I will take this reptile outside. He walked out of the room. *Jessie's good*, Jonny thougt. *But not good enough. Now I'm on my guard. Heads up, Jessie! Here I come!!!* ******* The next scream came by 4-5 pm that day. This time it came from the shower downstairs. Jonny went there, not knowing what to expect. Out came Race, butt naked, hands on his head and he was covered with shampoo. -WHO in Sam Hill put EPOXYGLUE in my shampoo!!!!???? Dani and Jessie struggled not to laugh as they put a robe around their naked father and lead him upstairs. As they went by the guys, Jessie winked at Jonny. *God*, he thought. *To her own father! How can she be so cruel?* Now he was getting a little nervous. What if she saved the worst for last? For him... ******* Only minuts later Jonny heard a third scream. A male scream. And this time it came from the kitchen. Whe he got there, Benton came running out, covering his nose. He slammed the door shut and locked it rapidly. He gasped for air. -Don't...Don't go in there! SOMEONE has let a skunk into the kitchen! Jessie!! Jessie came hopping down the stairs with a VERY innocent smile on her lips. -Yes, Dr.Quest? -Did you let a skunk into the house?! -Why, Dr.Quest! What makes you think that. Only because dad has got his hair glued, Hadji has a new pet and a skunk sneaked into the house, you automaticly assume it's me! Benton laughed faintly. -I guess I'm off the hook now, Jessie? he said smiling. Dani told me about your little bet. Now I can sit back and watch Jonny suffer. -Dad! -I'm sorry, son! But I can't help it! Race, Dani and Hadji came down the stairs. Race was wearing a red 49:ers cap that covered his hair. He looked furiosly at Jessie. She smiled and went over to Jonny. Holding his hands, she whispered in his ear: -Five minus three is two, Jonny. You and Dani...Good luck! She kissed his cheek and went into the livingroom followed by the others. Jonny took Danis arm and stopped her. -Dani, we have to be careful! -I know! I'm scared to death! Race got glue in his hair, what is she gonna give me? Knock-Out-drops in the carrotjuice? -I'm nervous too. But we gotta keep calm. If we panic, we're history! -You're right. Let's stay together the rest of the night, OK? -Yeah. -Who's up for chinese? a voice came from the livingroom. -Me!! Both kids in the hall yelled and ran into the livingroom. Benton called Foo Lis' and ordered. Foo Lis' take-out-truck was broken, so someone had to go out and get the food. -I'll go, Jessie said smiling. -Oh, no, you don't! Dani yelled. You'll probably put cyanide in my eggrolls! I'll go! I'm just gonna go up and change my clothes. Come on, Jonny. They went upstairs, Dani changed clothes and nothing happened. She went to the restaurant. When she came back with the food, she threw it on the table, pinning her fists on her hips, she stared madly at Jessie. -Now that was really rotten, Jess! -Why, whatever is the matter, Dani? -This is the matter! She turned around, showing her dress from the back. Someone had cut off a large piece of cloth, just enough to show her entire butt. She spun around. -I went to the store like this, Jess! And I'm wearing a G-string!!! -Well, that's funny. I recently just happened to find this... She held up the missing piece. -Maybe it will fit. Dani snatched the piece, turned around and started walking out of the room. Hadji couldn't help himself. He whistled after her. She stopped, turned back and walked over to him. She shoved the piece into Hadjis mouth. -Shut your yap, indianboy! She swiftly went up the stairs. Jonny was almost shaking in his Y-fronts. That night, he didn't sleep one minut. ********* Next morning Jonny came down the stairs. He wore the same clothes as he did last night. His hair stood right out and his eyes were red as if he hadn't slept for a week. He went into the kitchen. Evryone sat by the table. He pulled up his pants and swayed over to them. -Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, lookie here! It's the loosers of Lighthouse point! He sat down beside Jessie and laid his arm around her. -You lost, Jess! The jockstraps are in the top draw! -Really? You won? -Yeah! You fooled everyone else, but not me! HA! -Oh, really? -Did you see a snake in my bed? Hadji cut in. -Yeah, it was right there! -No, you saw it hanging from the club, not in my bed! -Yeah, but... -Did you try my shampoo? Race asked smiling. -No, but... -Did you smell the skunk? Benton wondered. -Or see my toosh? Dani said and kissed his cheek. -No, but... -You see, Jonny, I did play a trick on you. And everyone here were in on it. -What!? You mean...No! -Oh, YES!!! -So you see my friend, Hadji cut in. The best joke, was the one which never came. -Okay, okay, you've had your fun! Let's forget this! -Oh, no, Jonny! Jessie said smiling wickedly. I haven't even started to have my fun! Just wait until monday! The you'll see fun! Jonny covered his face while laughter rained over him. *Never again will I get myself into another stupid bet. I always loose anyway. Slammin'! Just slammin'!!* The End! ******** If all my fics were like this, I'd be a very disturbed girl. Oh, wait... I _AM_ a very disturbed girl! Pretty good, though, huh? Comments? Questions? Practical jokes? Send 'em 'ere! Gotta know!! Love The Lady Xtreme Daredevil MacGyver JR PG Princess Queen of Chocolate Truffles Super Swede Incurable Hadji-Groupie Unbeatable Jonny-Basher W.A.R. Rules ML:er to the grave Devoted Airlover ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ******************************************************************** * The Jonny Quest mailinglist jq@edc.ml.org * ******************************************************************** * To unsubscribe, send an e-mail to: majordomo@edc.ml.org * * with the message: unsubscribe jq subject is ignored * ********************************************************************