January 12th, 1999 DISCLAIMER: I don't own JQ, Hanna-Barbera does and it's respective affiliates. I have no money and mean no disrespect. So please, don't sue. Now, if you'd like to donate money on the other hand.......Just Kidding! I'm not making any moolah either. And I do have certain person's permission to use them in the fic(you'll see). But her characterization is mine. ARCHIVERS: I'd be honored, So Sayeth the Book of Rage! And don't archive the first one I sent out. It was all messed up. I fixed it, I think.. CATEGORIES for this part: kinda J&J HR, Alternate Reality, Future, ML, and maybe Humor. RATING: Nothing bad. CHARACTERS: If you remember(I doubt it though, it was sooo long ago), I asked a while back for volunteers to Hadji's good/bad girl, Jesse's boyfriend, ect..... Well, I'm using some of you in this fic. Don't worry if you aren't used, I plan on using everyone who volunteered at some point or another. Eventually I'll explain how these characters became apart of the Quest Team's lives. Although some characters will be used in fics repeatedly yet those fics won't be related. If you understood that last sentence treat yourself to a cookie. And hey! If you wanna be in a fic of mine, tell me. But do it privately pwease! Ok, now on to the good stuff!!!!!! You1re Still The One 1/? Series: I'm not saying!!! MWAHAHAHA!! Episode number: ??? Written by: Deziree(dbneher@gte.net) An INZANE production Sponsor: Handmade Cardboard Boxes. Perfect for Lurking! "Where is he? Don't tell me he's STILL asleep!" "He's not asleep. He's just in his bed, with his eyes closed and snoring very loudly." "That's NOT funny dad!" "Yelling is no way to start out your day Jessie, especially your wedding day." "I know Hadji. But he's just so frustrating!" "Well, sweetie, Benton's trying to wake him up." Benton walks in. "Sorry Jess, he's out." "Hadji, what kind of bachelor party did you throw?!" asked a very angry Jessie. "Weeeeeellllllll, since I have never really understood American traditions.....I decided to let Erik plan the party." "You let ERIK plan the party? No wonder Jonny's not up yet!" "Now calm down. I will go see if I can wake him." Hadji quickly ran up the stairs and quietly knocked on Jonny's door, then peeked inside. "Jonny?" "Mghnhhowangy." "Excuse me, my friend?" "I said, 'go away!'" "Well, at least you're half-awake. Now come my dear brother. You must get up and get ready." "Hadji, please. That party last night has made me REALLY tired!" "Do you remember what that party was for, Jonny?" "Of course I do. It was my bachelor par.....ohmygod!!" Jonny jumped out of bed and looked at the clock. "Jessie's gonna kill me!" *Down Stairs* "Benton, I think I'm gonna kill your son if he ever gets down here." "Considering some of the other things he's done, this is just a childish mistake. Wouldn't it be better to just forgive him so the wedding can go along smoothly?" "I'm never gonna forgive him." *Up Stairs* "She's never gonna forgive me!" exclaimed Jonny as he ran into his bathroom to dress. "Don't worry, Jonny. She wouldn't have agreed to marry you if she wasn't willing to put up with you." "What is THAT suppose to mean?!" Jonny yelled thru the door. "Well," Hadji said very cautiously, "you aren't the easiest person to live with and..." "And like she is!" Jonny bursted out of the bathroom. His clothes were wrinkled and his hair was sticking out in every which way. Hadji sighed, "Why don't we just go downstairs before Jessie decides to do something drastic." With that Jonny and Hadji ran down. "Well, it's about time!" "I'm sorry Jess-" "Forget it, let's just go." The car ride was extremely quiet. Jessie was angry. Jonny was nervous. Hadji was troubled. Race was reminiscing. And Benton was just plain frustrated. 'Can't those two get along for just one day?' Benton thought. 'She reminds me of Estella on our wedding day,' Race remembered fondly. 'Something's wrong, I can feel it. But it's a feeling I haven't had in yea-It can't be!" thought Hadji. 'I've done it! She's gonna dump me at the altar,' Jonny looks over at Jessie. 'Damn, she's beautiful!' 'Aargh! Of all the days for him to be an idiot! I should probably just dump him at the altar.' Quick glance at Jonny. 'Why does he have to look so adorable when his hair's messed up? No, NO! Must. Stay. Mad.' They were all so lost in their own thoughts that none of them noticed that the cars directional controls were no longer set for the church..... *An hour later* "Shouldn't we be there by now?" asked Jonny, startling everyone out of their thoughts. Hadji looked at the time. "Yes, we should." Race looked outside. "This isn't the way to the church!" Everyone peered out the windows. They were well out of town, heading toward the cliffs. Benton looked at the controls and saw they were set for the national park. "Now how'd that happen?" Benton said. They looked at each other, each with a 'Uh-Oh, here we go again' look on their faces. Jessie started to look around, "Ok, so if the car's directional controls have been taken over, can we get them back?" "I'll see what I can do," replied Benton. "I think we should be more worried about what'll happen if we can't get out of this car by the time we reach the cliffs!" "You're right Jonny," Race tried using his password to override the door locks. "Damn! Somebody's locked me out!" "It looks like the entire system1s been locked, Race. I can't get control of anything, not even the windshield wipers." "So now what?!" "Now, you sit back and enjoy the ride," came Peggy's voice from the van speakers. Comments, bricks, flames, rabid-lawyer filled buildings, celestial bodies, and heck! even a compliment can be sent to dbneher@gte.net AND I WANT SOME REAL CRITIZISM TOO!!! 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