From: AusieWanaB@aol.com Rating:PG13(For safety's sake) Catagories:Insanity, Humor, ML, Anything and everything... Archivers: Take it, Just tell me and Kara Disclaimer:We own nothing. We're just more creative than HB. Don't Sue please. We take no responsability for the charactors used living or dead. If you think you were used in this publication and get all hissy fit about it then we will deny its you and claim its our friend from school. Capesh? The Real Madness of Jonny Quest by, The Weird Sisters (AKA Kara, Jubilee and Chriss) Jessie: Get off me Jeremy! I will NOT go out with you! Jeremy: PUHHLEEEEZZEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Jessie:NOOOOOOOO ::pulls out gun:: Don't make me use it. Race: JESSIE! Don't do that! Jessie: Why? Race: That's my Job. ::takes Shotgun:: Jessie: Wahoo. Thats your record you'll ruin. Wait you already ruined it with my last boyfriend. Race: Yeah. Guess What! Jonny regained conciousness! Jessie: Yeah last week. Race: Crud. I'll be back again Jessie:DADDY! You're a little busy right now, remember? You were ready to kill my rapist wanna be? Race: Oh yeah. Jonny again. Man, that kid can never die Jessie: No daddy. Jeremy. I only kissed Jonny. Race: TOOO MANY J's. WHY ME? Jeremy:I'll be leaving if thats ok. Race and Jessie: YES, LEAVE Jeremy: ::grabs Jessie:: Come on, then. Race: JEREMY! You're a dead man. Jessie: SAVE ME DADDY!!! Jubilee: Jessie, Why don't you just kick his butt yourself? Jessie: Because I don't wanna have to call the poison control because I got some unknown illness from him. Jubilee: oh. Well, take this, Jeremy! ::fries him to a crisp.:: Jessie and the ML: WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Jeremy: Cough, cough... Kara:Crap he's alive Jubilee:Oh, Race..... Race:Huh? What? Sorry too much nerve gas Jessie and the rest of the ML: SIC HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! Race: Ok. ::gets out cell phone and dials it:: Hello Rage. Its Race, yeah, I'm fine and you? Anyways, still have Big Baby 2? Good. I need to borrow it. Rage: Sure, Sexy. Race: Thanks. I owe ya one. You can blow up Montana. Rage: ::Pouting:: But there's nothing IN Montana! Race: Well Rage, there's cults that don't agree with you in Montana... Rage: INFIDELS!!!!!!!! They must DIE!!!! So it is written... Entire ML and JQ cast: WE KNOW, WE KNOW. SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE. Rage: NOOO!!!! WAH!!! WAH!!! I WANT TO DO IT. So it is written in the book of RAGE! ML: Whatever Race: ::through a bullhorn:: EASY! EASY! A LITLLE CLOSER...OKAY...STOP!!!!!!! AND DROP IT....NOW!!!! ::Bomb falls:: Race:Cover your eyes everyone ML:OK. Jeremy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ML and Jessie: YES! DO IT DO IT Jonny: ::hobbling over:: This I gotta see. ::ML and JQ cast put on shades. :: BOOOM:: Jubilee and Kara: ::Looking up at the mushroom cloud:: COOL!!!!! Jeremy: IM INOCENT! WHY DO WE ALWAYS HURT THE ONES WE LOVE? Chriss:umm....Because we don't love you? Jeremy: WELL I DONT LOVE YOU. I MENT MY LOVE JESSIE! Jessie:I hate you. Get a clue! Or a life! Jeremy: NOOOOOOOO WAH WAH WAH ::throws a big fit:: WAH WAH. must get my way. Kara: SHUT UP JEREMY Chriss: Nah, he doesn't HAVE to be quiet... Kara & Jubilee: ::blink:: Chriss: ::grabs duct tape:: I'll do it for him. Amy:Can I help? Kara: Sure lets all join in. Its a PARTY in a bottle Chriss: Bottle? Erm.... Yeah... Amy: Whatever. ::grabs duct tape from Chriss, goes after Jeremy:: Jeremy: ::screams like a girl:: Kara: ::grabs stun gun:: MOVE ::shoots him:: got em! now race hog time him good and proper. Race: Okay. Kara: Chriss and Amy duck tape him and cover him. Jubilee: Hold on a sec. ::Roundhouse kicks him in the face, uppercuts him. He squeals like a stuck pig. Kara: ::grabs stun gun:: MOVE ::shoots him:: got em! now race hog time him good and proper.Race: Okay. Kara: Chriss and Amy duck tape him and cover him. Chriss: you know, I dunno if I wanna touch him... Amy: Yeah, really, we might get rabies... Race: Just let me throw a barrel at em. Chriss: Okay here you go. Race: WAHOOOOOOO Jubilee::Watches as Jeremy gets hit::COOL!!! Jessie:My turn! Goddess Hecate, work thy will. Before thee let the unclean thing crawl! ::Puff of smoke, Jeremy's still there:: Jessie: DAMNIT! kara: OK::crack knuckles:: my turn. Its time for Jeremy to meet the Cheerleaders. Blondes Attack! ::the hillcrest highschool cheerleaders run in.:: HHSCheerleaders: GO TEAM GO GO TEAM GO. YEA! Hey Jeremy. We got spirit, how bout you? Jeremy: NOOOOOOOOO Jubilee: NOW, JESSIE! WHILE HE'S WEAK!!!!!! Jessie:I shall look upon my enemy. I shall look upon her and the dark place will have his soul. Corsheth! Take him! Hecate! I hereby license thee to depart! Goddess of creatures great and small, I conjure thee to withdraw!! ::Puff of smoke. Jeremy's gone.:: ML: WAHOO Hadji: What just happened? Kara:Ooh nothing much. Just a little extermination of some pest. Hadji:...okay.... Jessie:SHOOT! I'm late for work. the whole jq staff and ML: Work? ::blink:: Kara: think guys think. ML and Staff, minus Race:ooooohhhhhhh! Race: Did I miss something? Kara: Nope. Let me guess too much nerve gas again? Race: Huh? Kara: I take that as a yes Jessie: Um guys...He doesn't know.... Race:know what? Jessie:Nothing, Daddy! Gotta go! Be home soon! Bye! ::Jessie Leaves:: Race: Huh? Kara: Race, there's an old army buddy going to steal a dollor from you. Better go get him. Race:STOP RIGHT THERE! Jonny: Anyway, I gotta be down to see Jessie at 5. Hadji: I'm 6 Benton: 7:00 for me. Jonny: Dad!?!?!?! Race: Down for what? Who? huh? Dr.Q: Race, He's stealing again! Race: Come back here. Kara: Oh, Race, Gullible is written on the ceiling. Race: It is. Man, Mrs. Evens is falling down on her job. Kara: Gawd, we're all doomed. Jonny: Wait a sec! She's on Vacation! And Race, it's your turn to clean up the place! Race: Why meeee. I did it last time! Dr. Q: I'm not paying you for nothing Race: BUT I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!! Dr. Q: Kara, hand me that stun gun. Kara: Kay ::hands it to him:: Dr.Q: Racey boy come here Race: Okay! OKAY! I'll go clean the house. But then, I'm going out. ML and JQ STAFF: Which girl tonight? Race: The one I met at Spanky's. She's medium height, long red hair, kinda looks like Jessie. Everyone: ::giggles:: Race: What? Jubilee: Nothing, Nothing.... ::3 hours later at Spanky's:: Doorman: Welcome Mr. Bannon. Shall I tell your latest that your here? Race: Just point me in that direction and I'm there Doorman: I'll go inform her. You can take your usual seat. Race: Good me boy. ::Doorman goes backstage:: Doorman:Miss Vasquez? Mr. Bannon is here. Estella: Good. Seat him. Tell him if he wants to see me, he needs to do some Kareoke(sp). Doorman:Who shall he partner with, ma'mn? Estella: Jade will do nicely. Is Jessie still with Jonny? Doorman: Yes. Shall I have them sing, "I Got You, Babe"? Estella:Do they still have "I Kissed a Girl," by Jill Sobule? Or "I Touch Myself"? Doorman: Yes. Estella: Have him sing them both. First "I Kissed a Girl". Only, change the words on the screen to say boy. Doorman: ::snorts slightly:: Very good ma'mn. Shall we let Miss Jessica see this? Estella: She's a big girl now. Go ahead. Doorman:Very good ma'mn ::Walks over to Race:: Sir? Race: Yes? Doorman: ::Leans over and whispers in his ear:: Race: WHAT!!!!!!!!! Doorman: ::whispers again:: Race: Fine anything for her Jessie: ::Pops her head out of her room, adjusting her bikini top.:: Come on Jonny! You gotta see this! Jonny: NO! Come here. You gotta see this. Jessie: LATER. Dad's singing Kareoke Jonny: That's what i meant Jessie:What? Jonny: Ooh! You don't know that story yet. Never mind Jessie: You can tell me later. Now COME ON!!!! Jonny: okay. ~Later~ Race: I kissed a boy Jessie ::Laughing hysterically:: Oh my god!!!!!!! Jonny: ::Laughing hysterically:: No FREAKIN' WAY!!!!!!!! Race: I kissed a boy. OH MY GOD!!! JESSIE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!?? Jessie: ::falls down laughing:: Jonny: ::whips out video camera:: Jessie: Yes! BLACKMAIL INFO!!!!!!! Race: Turn off that camera right now! Jonny: No way. This is TO good an opportunity to pass up! Race: I'll get you I kissed a boy. Jessie: Dad. Who is it this time? Do you even know her name? Race: I said a boy. Didn't I? Jessie: Yeah. Oops. Sorry. But who was it? Race: Umm, I plead the 5th Estella: This isn't a court, baby... ::Race smiles, still clueless. Jonny's still taping.:: Race: ::blushes:: ::then runs:: You'll never catch me ::All of a sudden, bars come up around him so he's caged in.:: Estella: Yes, I will. Race: Crud Jessie: Oh, Hadji! It's your turn... Hadji: Sim sim salabim ::Jessie takes his hand and leads him into her room:: Race:Jessie!!! Where are you going? JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 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