This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand this format, some or all of this message may not be legible. ------=_NextPart_000_002A_01BE71B8.1BB94380 Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Rapper's Delight: the Music Fic By Michael Zane Song by The Sugarhill Gang Category: Humor, PWP(Plot? What Plot?) Disclaimer: I don't own the Quests, and I don't own the song. I'm using = the S1 Quest team, but the S2 Dr. Quest. John deLancie: A god on earth, = I must say. Mav ain't got nothin' on him....*winks playfully*=20 Note:=20 This is definitely not a crossover, or my usual fare. This song was = originally 14 and a half minutes...That's the version these yrics come = from....The days when Rap was understandable.....Yes, this is that song = from "The Wedding Singer"! I'd heard of it a long time before, = though....When I was 10, I knew almost all the words....Ah, well.....Now = I know most of American Pie.....This story is just to satisfy my wierd = sense of humor. I don't give a crap what people think of it. On With The = (plotless) Story....The first of a series. By the way, I saw the episode = of The Crow tv series, where Shelly came back in another woman's body, = and I must say that I wasn't too impressed with how they wrote the = series. James O'Barr would be doing 45 rpm, if he was in a grave!=20 It was a very cold day at the Quest Compound. The snow had driven = most of the team into the compound. Dr. Quest had locked himself in his = room, and was reading part of his secret stash of books, which he had = stashed in a secret compartment behind his trusty collection of Tom = Swift books, from when he was a child. Right now, he was reading 'M' is = for Malice. He silently hoped that Ms. Grafton hurried up and finished = her 'O' book. At the rate he was reading them, he'd have to start on his = Lillian Jackson Brauns again.=20 Meanwhile, Hadji was in his "Meditation room", conveniently located = just off the kitchen. He'd started on his fridge raids early that day, = because he'd woken up earlier than usual, when Bandit decided to try the = warm water prank on him. Unfortunately, Bandit couldn't carry a cup, and = was limited to whatever water was "on tap". Jonny was flipping through channels and cursing, because on all 500 = channels on the TV in his room, either the same episode of M*A*S*H, the = one where Winchesterhelped the Stutterer, or the episode of Highlander = The Series with Kenny The Immortal was showing. He sighed, and relaxed, = leaving the channel on Highlander, and went to the still he kept in his = closet, checking to make sure the instructions were right. He laid down = with a martini glass in one hand and absently gazed at the screen. Jessie was in her room as well, but she wasn't as bored as Jonny = was. She grinned, as her thumbs moved the joystick on her dual shock = controller, knowing that she'd almost finished Xenogears. She idly = thought about how similar some of the team was to the characters in the = game. Dr. Quest was Citan, of course, and she was Elly. Fei was Jonny, = obviously, but their relationship in real life was nonexistent. Hadji = reminded her so much of the Billy character. She laughed as she lost the = speed sub-game again with Billy. His "Please forgive these sinners." = when he lost was so sincere, and reminded her so much of Hadji at times, = that she couldn't help but find it funny. She laid her head back against = the all, and prepared to move on to the last battles.=20 Bandit looked at Race, confused. Race had been acting wierd all day. = First, he had made his ay through the 6 foot deep snow to the = Lighthouse, where he only went when someone was in trouble, and sat in = one of the Questworld chairs. {Note: Has anyone else wondered why they = still use Questworld, even though it's more dangerous than the Holodecks = on the Star Trek Spinoffs??????} He'd inserted a fairly old CD, which no = one had touched in years, and put on the distinctive earpiece that would = enable him to enter QuestWorld. e logged in--something that was = blatantly against the rules: Always have someone that doesn't enter = Questwold around--and called up the CD Player program. He and his = friends from college had driven around with this song blasting from the = car stereo of his old Chevy Impala, an 8-track system which, even then, = had been worth more than the car was. He quickly stabbed the play = button, and the song began, it's distinctive bassline making his head = bob to the beat. He sat on the floor and pulled out a bottle of = Thunderbird, he and his friends favorite party drink from then, because = they couldn't afford anything better, from thin air. He started to = drink, and remembered the past, before he'd joined I-1 straight from = college, and before he'd met Dr. Quest, who'd complicated his life so = much. He thought back to then, back to before he'd had to worry about = being a second father, and then the bottle was empty. He grinned, and = got up from his cross-legged position on the floor, and started to sing = along to the familiar song, managing, in his inebriated state, to get = the words right. The snow had finally let up, and Jonny, sick of the same episodes of = tv shows over and over again, decided to go to the lighthouse, to play = on Questworld. He grabbed his hoverboard and went to the back door of = the house. He swung the door open and saw that there was already a path = open for him to travel. He dropped his board in the corner and ran the = yards to the lighthouse, rushing, not bothering to wear a coat. He got = to the lighthouse, and discovered Questworld already in use. He called = the program up on the big screen/wall and started laughing. "Race, you = ARE as embarassing as Jessie always says," he said to himself. He = quickly logged into Questworld, and watched the words to the song sail = along in the air in front of him. He picked a likely spot and joined in = with Race.=20 Race looked around suddenly, when he heard the familiar voice join = in. He glared momentarily at the blonde-haired boy, and quickly deleted = the empty bottle from the program. Both of their voices seemed to meld = together as they started on the next chorus, or, rather, the next = repeating section. i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop=20 rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang the boogie to the boogie da beat i said i can't wait til the end of the week when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat=20 and attempt to raise your body heat just blow your mind so that you cant speak and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet and let it change up to a dance called the freak and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat rest a little while so ya dont get weak i know a man named hank=20 he has more rhymes than a serious bank so come on hank, sing that song to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp the women fight for my delight but im the grandmaster with the three mcs that shock the house for the young ladies and when you come inside, into the front you do the freak, spank, and do the bump and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point=20 the treacherous trio, we're the serious joint so from sun to sun and from day to day i sit down and write a brand new rhyme because they say that miracles never cease i've created a devastating masterpiece i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist everybody, i say it goes like this well i was comin home late one dark afternoon a reporter stopped me for a interview she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables this young reporter i did adore so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before she said damn fly guy im in love with you the casanova legend must have been true i said by the way baby what's your name she said i go by the name of lois lane and you could be my boyfiend you surely can just let me quit my boyfriend called superman i said he's a fairy i do suppoose flyin through the air in pantyhose he may be very sexy or even cute but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit i said you need a man who's got finesse and his whole name across his chest he may be able to fly all through the night but can he rock a party til the early light he cant satisfy you with his little worm but i can bust you out with my super sperm i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it cuz i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere just throw your hands up in the air and party hardy like you just dont care let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop go hotel motel what you gonna do today (say what) i'm gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj everybody go hotel motel holiday inn you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend i say skip, dive, what can i say i cant fit em all inside my oj so i just take half and bust them out i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house> Jessie finally wrapped up the final battle of the game, and sat = through the 15 minute ending. She powered down the tv and console, and = went down towards Jonny's room, with her memory card stashed in her = front pocket. She looked in, expecting to see him laying there in front = of the TV, and drinking from his supposedly secret still. She looked = around for a few seconds and had a flash of inspiration. He'd gone to = the Lighthouse! She'd be damned if she'd give him a chance to rig the = games in his favor. It'd taken her long enough to change them the first = time! She ran between the house and lighthouse, shoving the door open = quickly, wanting to surprise him. She stopped in shock, her jaw dropping = open at the scene in front of her. Her father, rapping! She'd never even = thought he'd like rap, always imagining his music tastes to be more = angled towards Garth Brooks and Shania Twain, maybe once in a while = listening to Ray Stevens. She watched, and decided to log in to = questworld, programming her clothing to be Daizzy Duks and a halter top, = for the shock value to her father. Race, in his inebriation, didn't notice his very sexy young = daughter's voice join in, because he'd wandered behind some trees to = fertilize them, still rapping along to the song. Dr. Quest closed his book, finally finished with it, and looked out = the window towards the lighthouse. He noticed that the video wall was in = use, and decided to see what was being played on the computers right = then. He quickly dressed, and went to the kitchen door to go out. As he = touched the doorknob, Hadji entered the room. They looked at each other, = and grinned, Hadji immediately realizing where everyone else was. He = followed Dr. Quest out to the lighthouse, and entered right behing the = older man. They just stopped and stared, then broke out laughing. They = thought, and decided at the same time to join in, logging on quickly.=20 The team collapsed to the floor laughing at the fun that they'd had = that afternoon. The song began to repeat. Hadji started to dance along = to the song, as he started trying to rap along. They logged out of = Questworld and continued the song, which was still playing on the = speakers in the big room. They started dancing around the room, only to = be stopped by the loud banging of the door hitting the wall and the knob = knocking a hole in the wall's plaster.=20 Mrs. Evan's eyes scanned the room, and she smiled. The extended = family's jaws dropped at once as she started singing along to the song, = out doing even Benton's perfect pronunciations of the lyrics as she = started bobbing her head to the beat. All in all, it was a day of = discoveries, and of fun, for the Quest Team. =A9Copyright 1999 Michael Zane ------=_NextPart_000_002A_01BE71B8.1BB94380 Content-Type: text/html Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
Rapper's Delight: the Music = Fic
By Michael = Zane
Song by The Sugarhill Gang
Category: Humor, PWP(Plot? What Plot?)
 
Disclaimer: I don't own the Quests, and I don't own = the song.=20 I'm using the S1 Quest team, but the S2 Dr. Quest. John deLancie: A god = on=20 earth, I must say. Mav ain't got nothin' on him....*winks playfully*=20
 
Note: =
This is definitely not a crossover, or my usual = fare. This=20 song was originally 14 and a half minutes...That's the version these = yrics come=20 from....The days when Rap was understandable.....Yes, this is that song = from=20 "The Wedding Singer"! I'd heard of it a long time before,=20 though....When I was 10, I knew almost all the words....Ah, well.....Now = I know=20 most of American Pie.....This story is just to satisfy my wierd sense of = humor.=20 I don't give a crap what people think of it. On With The (plotless) = Story....The=20 first of a series. By the way, I saw the episode of The Crow tv series, = where=20 Shelly came back in another woman's body, and I must say that I wasn't = too=20 impressed with how they wrote the series. James O'Barr would be doing 45 = rpm, if=20 he was in a grave!
 
 
    It was a very cold day at the Quest Compound. = The snow=20 had driven most of the team into the compound. Dr. Quest had locked = himself in=20 his room, and was reading part of his secret stash of books, which he = had=20 stashed in a secret compartment behind his trusty collection of Tom = Swift books,=20 from when he was a child. Right now, he was reading 'M' is for Malice. = He=20 silently hoped that Ms. Grafton hurried up and finished her 'O' book. At = the=20 rate he was reading them, he'd have to start on his Lillian Jackson = Brauns=20 again.
 
    Meanwhile, Hadji was in his "Meditation = room",=20 conveniently located just off the kitchen. He'd started on his fridge = raids=20 early that day, because he'd woken up earlier than usual, when Bandit = decided to=20 try the warm water prank on him. Unfortunately, Bandit couldn't carry a = cup, and=20 was limited to whatever water was "on tap".
 
    Jonny was flipping through channels and cursing, = because=20 on all 500 channels on the TV in his room, either the same episode of = M*A*S*H,=20 the one where Winchesterhelped the Stutterer, or the episode of = Highlander The=20 Series with Kenny The Immortal was showing. He sighed, and relaxed, = leaving the=20 channel on Highlander, and went to the still he kept in his closet, = checking to=20 make sure the instructions were right. He laid down with a martini glass = in one=20 hand and absently gazed at the screen.
 
    Jessie was in=20 her room as well, but she wasn't as bored as Jonny was. She grinned, as = her=20 thumbs moved the joystick on her dual shock controller, knowing that = she'd=20 almost finished Xenogears. She idly thought about how similar some of = the team=20 was to the characters in the game. Dr. Quest was Citan, of course, and = she was=20 Elly. Fei was Jonny, obviously, but their relationship in real life was=20 nonexistent. Hadji reminded her so much of the Billy character. She = laughed as=20 she lost the speed sub-game again with Billy. His "Please forgive = these=20 sinners." when he lost was so sincere, and reminded her so much of = Hadji at=20 times, that she couldn't help but find it funny. She laid her head back = against=20 the all, and prepared to move on to the last battles. =
 
    Bandit looked at=20 Race, confused. Race had been acting wierd all day. First, he had made = his ay=20 through the 6 foot deep snow to the Lighthouse, where he only went when = someone=20 was in trouble, and sat in one of the Questworld chairs. {Note: Has = anyone else=20 wondered why they still use Questworld, even though it's more dangerous = than the=20 Holodecks on the Star Trek Spinoffs??????} He'd inserted a fairly old = CD, which=20 no one had touched in years, and put on the distinctive earpiece that = would=20 enable him to enter QuestWorld. e logged in--something that was = blatantly=20 against the rules: Always have someone that doesn't enter Questwold = around--and=20 called up the CD Player program. He and his friends from college had = driven=20 around with this song blasting from the car stereo of his old Chevy = Impala, an=20 8-track system which, even then, had been worth more than the car was. = He=20 quickly stabbed the play button, and the song began, it's distinctive = bassline=20 making his head bob to the beat. He sat on the floor and pulled out a = bottle of=20 Thunderbird, he and his friends favorite party drink from then, because = they=20 couldn't afford anything better, from thin air. He started to drink, and = remembered the past, before he'd joined I-1 straight from college, and = before=20 he'd met Dr. Quest, who'd complicated his life so much. He thought back = to then,=20 back to before he'd had to worry about being a second father, and then = the=20 bottle was empty. He grinned, and got up from his cross-legged position = on the=20 floor, and started to sing along to the familiar song, managing, in his=20 inebriated state, to get the words right.
 
<i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip=20 hop     
a you dont stop  the rock it to the bang bang=20 boogie           =
say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat =
 
now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, = the=20 groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am = wonder mike=20 and i'd like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and = the brown,=20 the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the=20 boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, = ya dont=20 stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far = you've=20 heard my voice uh but i brought two friends along
and next on the = mike is my=20 man hank
come on, hank, sing that song
 
check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a, and the rest is f-l-y =
ya see=20 i go by the code of the doctor of the=20 mix           &nbs= p;   =20
and these reasons i'll tell ya=20 why           &nbs= p;            = ;     =20
ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun, and i dress to a T =
ya see i=20 got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously
i got = bodyguards,=20 i got two big cars, that definitely aint the wack
i got a lincoln = continental=20 and a sunroof cadillac
so after school, i take a dip in the pool = which really=20 is on the wall
i got a color tv so i can see the knicks play=20 basketball
hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards
more money = than a=20 sucker could ever spend
but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the = rucker
not a dime til i made it again
ya go hotel motel whatcha = gonna do=20 today (say=20 what)           &n= bsp;   =20
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some=20 spankin           =     =20
drive off in a def=20 oj            = ;            =             &= nbsp;  =20
everybody go, hotel motel holiday=20 inn           &nbs= p;           =20
say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend  =
master=20 gee, am I mellow?
its on you so what you gonna do>
 
    The snow had finally let up, and Jonny, sick of = the same=20 episodes of tv shows over and over again, decided to go to the = lighthouse, to=20 play on Questworld. He grabbed his hoverboard and went to the back door = of the=20 house. He swung the door open and saw that there was already a path open = for him=20 to travel. He dropped his board in the corner and ran the yards to the=20 lighthouse, rushing, not bothering to wear a coat. He got to the = lighthouse, and=20 discovered Questworld already in use. He called the program up on the = big=20 screen/wall and started laughing. "Race, you ARE as embarassing as = Jessie=20 always says," he said to himself. He quickly logged into = Questworld, and=20 watched the words to the song sail along in the air in front of him. He = picked a=20 likely spot and joined in with Race.
 
<well it's on n on n on on n on
the beat don't stop until the = break=20 of dawn
i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e
i said i go by = the=20 unforgettable name
of the man they call the master gee
well, my = name is=20 known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty = girls
i'm=20 goin down in history
as the baddest rapper there could ever be
now = i'm=20 feelin the highs and you're feelin the lows
the beat starts gettin = into your=20 toes
ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin = your body=20 while youre sittin in your seat
and the damn ya start doin the = freak
i=20 said damn, right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the = air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the = beat=20 without a care
with the sureshot emcees for the affair
now, im not = as tall=20 as the rest of the gang
but i rap to the beat just the same
i got = a little=20 face and a pair of brown eyes
all im here to do ladies is = hypnotize
singin=20 on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of = dawn
singin on n=20 n on n on on n on
like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie=20 dibbie
pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop
come alive yall gimme what = ya=20 got
i guess by now you can take a hunch
and find that i am the = baby of the=20 bunch
'but that's okay i still keep in stride
cause all i'm here = to do is=20 just wiggle your behind
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont = stop=20 until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
rock rock = yall throw=20 it on the floor
im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there
im = gonna=20 move you outta this atmosphere
cause im one of a kind and ill shock = your=20 mind
ill put t-t-tickets in your behind
i said 1-2-3-4, come on = girls get=20 on the floor
a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got
cause im = guaranteed to=20 make you rock
i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin=20 for?>
 
    Race looked around suddenly, when he heard the = familiar=20 voice join in. He glared momentarily at the blonde-haired boy, and = quickly=20 deleted the empty bottle from the program. Both of their voices seemed = to meld=20 together as they started on the next chorus, or, rather, the next = repeating=20 section.
 
<i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip hop, a = you=20 dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the = boogie=20
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
skiddlee beebop we rock the = scoobie=20 doo
and guess what america we love you
cause ya rock and ya roll = with so=20 much soul
you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old =
i dont=20 mean to brag i dont mean to boast
but we like hot butter on our = breakfast=20 toast
rock it up baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie da bang = bang da=20 boogie
to the beat beat, its so unique
come on everybody and dance = to the=20 beat
 
<funk>
 
i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you = dont=20 stop
rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the = boogie to the=20 boogie da beat
 
i said i can't wait til the end of the week
when im rappin to = the rhythm=20 of a groovy beat
and attempt to raise your body heat
just blow = your mind=20 so that you cant speak
and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your = feet
and=20 let it change up to a dance called the freak
and when ya finally do = come in=20 to your rhythmic beat
rest a little while so ya dont get weak
i = know a man=20 named hank
he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on = hank, sing=20 that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong
 
well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my=20 delight
but im the grandmaster with the three mcs
that shock the = house for=20 the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do = the=20 freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker mcs try to prove a = point=20
the treacherous trio, we're the serious joint
so from sun to sun = and from=20 day to day
i sit down and write a brand new rhyme
because they say = that=20 miracles never cease
i've created a devastating masterpiece
i'm = gonna rock=20 the mike til you cant resist
everybody, i say it goes like = this
well i was=20 comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a=20 interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that = i'm=20 vicious on the mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did = adore
so=20 i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly = guy im in=20 love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by = the way=20 baby what's your name
she said i go by the name of lois lane
and = you could=20 be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called=20 superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppoose
flyin through the air = in=20 pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a = sucker in a=20 blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his = whole=20 name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the = night
but can=20 he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his = little=20 worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go = do it, i=20 go do it, do it , do it
cuz i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, = im=20 everywhere
just throw your hands up in the air
and party hardy = like you=20 just dont care
let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont = stop
go hotel motel what you gonna do today (say what)
i'm gonna = get a fly=20 girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel = motel=20 holiday inn
you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her=20 friend
i say skip, dive, what can i say
i cant fit em all inside = my=20 oj
so i just take half and bust them out
i give the rest to master = gee so=20 he could shock the house>
 
    Jessie finally wrapped up the final battle of = the game,=20 and sat through the 15 minute ending. She powered down the tv and = console, and=20 went down towards Jonny's room, with her memory card stashed in her = front=20 pocket. She looked in, expecting to see him laying there in front of the = TV, and=20 drinking from his supposedly secret still. She looked around for a few = seconds=20 and had a flash of inspiration. He'd gone to the Lighthouse! She'd be = damned if=20 she'd give him a chance to rig the games in his favor. It'd taken her = long=20 enough to change them the first time! She ran between the house and = lighthouse,=20 shoving the door open quickly, wanting to surprise him. She stopped in = shock,=20 her jaw dropping open at the scene in front of her. Her father, rapping! = She'd=20 never even thought he'd like rap, always imagining his music tastes to = be more=20 angled towards Garth Brooks and Shania Twain, maybe once in a while = listening to=20 Ray Stevens. She watched, and decided to log in to questworld, = programming her=20 clothing to be Daizzy Duks and a halter top, for the shock value to her=20 father.
 
<it was twelve o'clock one friday night
i was rockin to the = beat and=20 feelin all right
everybody was dancin on the floor
doin all the = things=20 they never did before
and then this fly fly girl with a sexy = lean
she came=20 into the bar, she came into the scene
as she traveled deeper inside = the=20 room
all the fellas checked out her white sasoons
she came up to = the=20 table, looked into my eyes
then she turned around and shook her = behind
so=20 i said to myself, its time for me to release
my vicious rhyme i call = my=20 masterpiece
and now people in the house this is just for you
a = little rap=20 to make you boogaloo
now the group ya hear is called phase two
and = let me=20 tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew
once a week we're on the = street
just=20 a-cuttin' the jams and making it free
for you to party ya got to have = the=20 moves
so we'll get right down and give you the groove
for you to = dance you=20 gotta get hype
so we'll get right down for you tonight
now if the = system's=20 on and the girls are there
ya definitely have a rockin affair
but = let me=20 tell ya somethin there's still one fact
that to have a party ya got = to have a=20 rap
so when the party's over you're makin it home
and tryin to = sleep=20 before the break of dawn
and while ya sleepin ya start to = dream
and=20 thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene
then name appears in your=20 mind
yeah, a name you know that was right on time
it was phase two = just a=20 doin a do
rockin ya down cause ya know we could
to the rhythm of = the beat=20 that makes ya freak
come alive girls get on your feet
to the = rhythm of the=20 beat to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that it makes ya=20 freak
to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on
on n on into = the break=20 of dawn
now i got a man comin on right now
he's guaranteed to = throw=20 down
he goes by the name of wonder mike
come on wonder mike do = what ya=20 like
 
like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
like a millionaire = that has=20 no money
like a rainy day that is not wet
like a gamblin fiend = that does=20 not bet
like dracula with out his fangs
like the boogie to the = boogie=20 without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste = good
like a=20 tree that's not made out of wood
like goin up and not comin = down
it's just=20 like the beat without the sound no sound
to the beat beat, ya do the=20 freak
everybody just rock and dance to the beat
have you ever went = over a=20 friends house to eat
and the food just ain't no good
i mean the = macaroni's=20 soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you = try to=20 play it off like you think you can
by sayin that you're full
and = then your=20 friend says momma he's just being polite
he ain't finished uh uh = that's=20 bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you = say that=20 you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so = you=20 pile some more on  your plate
while the stinky foods steamin = your mind=20 starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then = you look=20 at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin
into something that = looks like=20 cheese
so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care = what=20 these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with = this=20 ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still=20 closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the = store for=20 quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your = friend two=20 weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about = the=20 food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie = to the=20 hippie
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang = bang=20 boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the = beat
i say=20 hank can ya rock
can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont = stop
can ya hip=20 me to the shoobie doo
i said come on make the make the people = move>
 
    Race, in his inebriation, didn't notice his very = sexy=20 young daughter's voice join in, because he'd wandered behind some trees = to=20 fertilize them, still rapping along to the song.
 
<i go to the halls and then ring the bell
because i am the = man with=20 the clientele
and if ya ask me why i rock so well
i'm big bank, i = got=20 clientele
and from the time i was only six years old
i never = forgot what i=20 was told
it was the best advice that i ever had
it came from my = wise dear=20 old dad
he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you
and dont say a = word=20 until i'm through
now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
a time = to live=20 and a time to die
a time to freak and a time to chill
to act = civilized or=20 act real ill
but whatever ya do in your lifetime
ya never let a mc = steal=20 your rhyme
so from sixty six til this very day
i'll always = remember what=20 he had to say
so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style
i let = them know=20 that i'm versatile
i got style, finesse and a little black = book
that's=20 filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look
but there's a thing that = separates you from me
and that is called originality
because my = rhymes are=20 on from what you heard
i didnt even bite and not a god d--m = word
and i'll=20 say a little more later on tonight
so the sucker mc's can bite all = night
a=20 tick a tock y'all a beat beat y'all
a lets rock y'all ya dont = stop
ya go=20 hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a = fly girl=20 gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel = motel=20 holiday inn
ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her=20 friends
a like that y'all to the beat y'all
beat beat y'all ya = dont=20 stop
a master gee am I mellow?
it's on you so whatcha gonna = do>
 
    Dr. Quest closed his book, finally finished with = it, and=20 looked out the window towards the lighthouse. He noticed that the video = wall was=20 in use, and decided to see what was being played on the computers right = then. He=20 quickly dressed, and went to the kitchen door to go out. As he touched = the=20 doorknob, Hadji entered the room. They looked at each other, and = grinned, Hadji=20 immediately realizing where everyone else was. He followed Dr. Quest out = to the=20 lighthouse, and entered right behing the older man. They just stopped = and=20 stared, then broke out laughing. They thought, and decided at the same = time to=20 join in, logging on quickly.
 
<well like johnny carson on the late show
a like frankie = croker in=20 stereo
well like the barkay's singin holy ghost
the sounds to = throw down=20 they're played the most
 
its like my man captain sky
whose name he earned with his super=20 sperm
we rock and we dont stop
get off yall im here to give you = whatcha=20 got
to the beat that it makes you freak
and come alive girl get on = your=20 feet
like perry mason without a case
like farrah fawcett without = her face=20
 
like the barkays on the mike
like gettin right down for you=20 tonight
like movin your body so ya dont know how
right to the = rhythm and=20 throw down
 
like comin alive to the master gee
the brother who rocks so=20 viciously
i said the age of one my life had begun
at the age of = two i was=20 doin the do
at the age of three it was you and me
rockin to the = sounds of=20 the master gee
at the age of four i was on the floor
givin all the = freaks=20 what they bargained for
at the age of five i didnt take no = jive
with the=20 master gee its all the way live
at the age of six i was a pickin up=20 sticks
rappin to the beat my stick was fixed
at the age of seven i = was=20 rockin in heaven
don't cha know i went off
i got right on down to = the beat=20 you see
gettin right on down makin all the girls
just take of = their=20 clothes to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that makes you=20 freak
at the age of eight i was really great
cause every night = y'all you=20 see i had a date
at the age of nine i was right on time
cause = every night=20 i had a party rhyme
goin on n n on n on on n on
the beat don't = stop until=20 the break of dawn
a sayin on n n on n on on n on...
like a hot = buttered de=20 pop de pop de pop
a saying on n n on n on on n on
cause i'm a = helluva man=20 when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
cause i'm a = helluva=20 man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
come to = the=20 master gee you see
the brother who rocks so viciously>
 
    The team=20 collapsed to the floor laughing at the fun that they'd had that = afternoon. The=20 song began to repeat. Hadji started to dance along to the song, as he = started=20 trying to rap along. They logged out of Questworld and continued the = song, which=20 was still playing on the speakers in the big room. They started dancing = around=20 the room, only to be stopped by the loud banging of the door hitting the = wall=20 and the knob knocking a hole in the wall's plaster.
 
    Mrs. Evan's eyes=20 scanned the room, and she smiled. The extended = family's jaws=20 dropped at once as she started singing along to the song, out doing even = Benton's perfect pronunciations of the lyrics as she started bobbing her = head to=20 the beat. All in all, it was a day of discoveries, and of fun, for the = Quest=20 Team.
 
©Copyright 1999 Michael Zane
 
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