From: AusieWanaB@aol.com

this is my entre in Peggy's Fanfic Challenge!

Disclaimer: Dont own em, want to own em, but i dont and Im broke and I sound 
like Jesse Camps from MTV and I dont own em ether!
Rating: H, YOAI, 
Archivers: Sure go ahead, be my guest!
Date: May 15, 99

Ode To magic Date Eight Ball
by Kara

	Once upon a midnight clearly, I sat upon the rocks so dreary. I 
mourned for my lost Lover, oh Race why are we forsaken! Then to my surprise a 
question I asked came back with the message "NOT A CHANCE!"
	"What?!" I cried out and ran back to the house. I was heartbroken, I 
would never be with my one true love. As I ran into the house I heard that 
all to familiar voice,
	"What the matter Jonny?" said Race.
	"Nothing" I said and ran up the stairs. My face was wet from the 
tears. Once I reached my room I flopped unto my bed and took the Magic Date 
Eight Ball. I rubbed my hand up and down the pink plastic shell, and screamed 
out "WHY ME?" So I then decided to give it a second chance. I then asked it 
out loud, "Will Race and I ever get together?". I shock it up and the answer 
came. It startled me and I dropped it. A loud curthump came and shook the 
hole room. I then picked it up and read it, it said, " YES!" and it was 
surrounded by hearts. I then new that we had a chance in this world. I then 
decided to ask it one finial question, "Should I go and profess my love to 
him?" and shook it up. It the came up with the same answer as before,"YES!". 
So I ran downstairs and right as I reached the stairs, a certain redheaded 
girl, that would soon become my stepdaughter, stepped in the way.
	"Whats that in your hands Jonny?" she asked.
	"Oh nothing Jessie, just air!" I said and applauded myself for such a 
swift comeback.
	"Then when did air become the color pink?" she said and tried to 
reach for my magic date eight ball.
	"BACK OFF JESSIE!" I said and pushed her down the stairs. She fell 
with great surprise, what I hoped would be a gentle push turned out to be a 
big one and my future stepdaughter laid there at the bottom. "Oh well, good 
reddens to the one he loves!" I said and covered my magic date eight ball 
back up, and ran to the kitchen hoping to find my love, and to my surprise my 
father and brother was there. Perfect timing to profess my love.
	"Jonny what was that sound?"
	"I dont have an earthly idea of what your talking about!" I lied.
	"Hmm... I wonder where Jessie is?" Race asked.
	"Never mind her, Father, Brother, lov- I mean Friend, I have an 
announcement to make." I said
	"Okay son, go ahead, but don't you want Jessie to hear this?" My 
father said.
	"Its okay, she already knows." I said. "Any ways, I am here to 
profess my love of a Bannon," I said. I then watched as my they all did a 
face fault.
	"JESSICA!" Race said. "WHERE IS THAT GIRL? JESSIE? JONNY YOU BETTER 
RUN BEFORE I GET TO YOU!" 
	"No Race, calm down its not her Im deeply in love with," I said.
	"Than who is it son?" my father asked.
	"Its Race Im in love with!" I said as I ran over and raped my arms 
around his masculine  body. "My magic Date Eight ball said we were perfect 
together." I then watched my family go into shock. Then all the sudden my 
brother blurted out, "BUT IM IN LOVE WITH YOU JONNY!" Hadji said. "AND MY 
MAGIC DATE EIGHT BALL SAID WE WERE PERFECT TOGETHER!" he said and ran over 
and raped his arms around me.
	"WHY ME!" cried out Race.
	"WHAT WENT WRONG?" cried out my father.
	"Jonny, wheres your magic date eight ball?" Race said. I then pulled 
it out of my MDEB from my between my pants and my belt. I then handed it 
lovingly to my new lover, Race.
He then threw it on the floor and pulled out his gun and shot it twenty 
times. He then pulled his gun on me and Hadji, shooting us twice. The last 
things I saw was my one true love leaving me, as he had done to Jessie's mom. 
My last words to him was, "WHY MUST YOU RACER ALWAYS HURT THE ONES WE LOVE?" 
I then died in the arms of the man that loved me, my brother Hadji. What a 
tragic accident caused by a MDEB. But always shall I love my big old Racer! 

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