From: The Puck This is an insanity fic. little crazy and a little bit bizzarr-o This is rated HHH for High laughter content. I am not responsible for any damage done by Any of the Quest team, also No evil villains and/or evil creatures bent on taking over the world were harmed in the making of this fic. I own NO ONE in this fic and am NOT making monies and I'm doing this for fun! Flu Season By: The Puck "no benton I'm NOT doing it. Last time I did it I nearly got Killed!" "only because you insisted on running away. Now be sensible and lets get this over with." Race stared at the ceiling, then switched to the floor, and then stared intently at a freckle on his arm. when he finally looked at the object Dr. Quest was holding and suddenly felt sick to his stomach. "Race you know the last time you got the flu you nearly coughed out your digestive system. I promise it won't hurt this time, I perfected it. Now take it like a man!" Jonny, Jessie and Hadji were watching from the observation room of Med Lab while Dr. Quest tried to talk race into getting a flu shot. The only fear the tough 280 lb man who cracked skulls was needles, the mere thought of the sharp metal object entering his skin made him shiver in complete fear. The only time he could take a needle was when the family was in danger. Jessie had a sudden thought, Dr. Quest would never get that thing into her dad the way he was trying so she banged on the door to get their attention. She signed through the glass that she needed to see Dr. Quest for moment. "Jessie, it's so strange and your idea is so heinous it just might work. Ok I'll give it a try." She smiled at her brilliant idea. Dr. Quest dialed the cell phone number and prepared himself. "Hello I'm looking for a Mr. Rage? Do you know where he would be?.....thank you." He rolled his eyes and signed to Jessie that he was put on hold. She muttered a curseword in Japanese. Finally Dr. Quest looked up. "yes, Rage, please don't hang up I have a business proposition for you. Yes I need you to listen carefully, what if we forge a temporary peace treaty. Yes it's for a good cause. race won't take his flu shot, but the only way he'll do it is if were all threatened. we promise in WRITING that we will NOT harm you and I can even protect you while you are here. Will you help us?..... GREAT!" Rage did a very good job of taking the Quest team hostage on the charge of "Having no grey Poupon" but the Quest team were terrible actors, it failed miserably. "I cannot work with heathens! If you should finally come to your senses and a) get some grey poupon b) learn to do it right, I shall be in my trailer eating tea and crumpets. Come my groupies we ride." (various MLers follow dutifully) "It was all a game wasn't it!? You aren't fooling me! Not on your life am I doing this!" It took hadji, Jonny and Mrs. Evans to Hold Race down while Jessie stood over him with her hands on her hips. "STOP being such a damned baby!" She signed. "I can take a shot why can't you!?" He cringed and looked about to faint. "but Jessie!" She reared back and cracked her father straight across the jaw. he looked up at her, prepared to speak but fainted, finally Dr. Quest was able to give Race his shot. He still got the flu, as well as broken jaw.. Puck "The Puck is many thing but is never a liar" - Puck "I like these mortals they have a sense of humor!" -- Also Puck ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Looking for the perfect gift for a friend? http://www.ONElist.com Tell them about ONElist's 115,000 free e-mail communities!