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Date: Fri, 29 Jan 1999 18:30:24 EST
Subject: JQ: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?FIC! (Harps) A not so friendly Teddy!  =91=95=95=92?=
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Hey everybody! Hi Dr. Kara heh-heh too much simpsons! Ok Jubilee and I started
a group called Harps. Hadji and Ranma Protectors! Heres my fic! HOPE YOU LIKE.
oh and starting early, me take coments!!!

Dis: I own 129.99 and its all going towards Sat with Nichole and shoping. So
dont exspect any money. But heres a song you can send me. I Want money lots
and lots of money! Oh and i dont own Teddy ruxpin, Ranma, Jubilee owns herself
and so does Nichole. HB Owns JQ
Archivers: Take it puullleeezzzeee!!!
Rating: H ML

							A not so Friendly Teddy


It seemed like a normal day at the Quest Compound. The three teenagers were
outside, the blonde and the redhead was playing a game of bocce while the
indian boy supervised. The good Dr, was in his lab working, while the
bodygaurd was out in town. Everything was going great untill, the bodygaurd,
Race Bannon came home with a surprize to end all surprizes.
	"Hey Ponchita, I have a surprize for you!" he said.
	" So who are you marrying this time?" she asked.
	" Ha-ha,"
	"So what is it?"she said as she walked over to where her father was standing.
	"Ok, you remeber when you were little  and wanted a Teddy Ruxpin, but never
got one?"
	"Yeah and I got mad at you and Mom for it too," she said.
	"Well I saw one in town and bought it for you." Race said as he pulled an
animated bear wearing a tan vest.
	"Umm... Dad, dont you think Im a little too old?"
	" Never!"
	" So what is this Teddy Ruxpin exactly?" asked Hadji
	" A talking bear from the 80's, very scary bear that almost took over the
world!" said Jonny.
	" Here Ill turn him on" said Race as he fliped the switch. Then the bears
eyes opened he started speaking.
	"Hi Im teddy Ruxpin. Can we be friends?" 
	"Ah I see, very scary."
	"Ok Race thats enough" Said Jonny.
	"Im trying" said Race. Just then he broke the switch in the on position. The
bear kept talking, then he started singing.
	"My friend, my friend, thats what Id like to be"
	"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" cried out Race. Just after that Jessie started
laughing as the bear sang on. Soon Jonny and Hadji joined in with her. She was
laughing so hard she started rolling on the floor. Just then her father threw
the bear off the cliff in hope of distroying it.
	"Arg, I hate Mane!" cried out Kara as she hung from the cliffs.
	"Almost there Hadji-hun," Said Jubilee who was right behind Kara.
	" I call Hadji first," said Nichole, the short redheaded girl who was to the
side of Jubilee.
	"No I do!" Cried out Jubilee
	"HE'S MINE" said Nichole.
	" Will you two knock it off?" asked Kara. Just then the two arguing girls
shut up as a flying bear hit them, both in the head knocking them down a
ledge. " I didnt mean for you to take me literly!"
	" What the hell?" asked Jubilee
	"Kara Elaine, is this one of you jokes, because I know your the teddy freak!"
cried out Nichole.
	" IM INOCENT!!!!! I SWEAR ASK RANMA!" 
 	"Oh no Im not getting in this,"said Ranma.
	"See,"said Kara. She peaked over the edge and heard Race Bannnon telling his
daughter that he was sorry. It gaver her an idea. "Oh Nic, throw that bear up
here."
	"Kay" she said as she heaved the bear that hadnt stoped talking. Kara grabed
the bear and took out her Handy Dandy Super Duper Extra Hold super glue out of
her Tommy Hilfiger Extra Large Body Duffle bag and smeared the glue on the
back of the bear. She motioned for the two other  girls to come up and showed
them her idea. She snuck up and walked swiftly behind Race's back and right as
she was going to press it against it Race turned around from hearing the bear.
She missed the intended spot and glued it to his face. Just then Kara and the
others started dying laughing. She tried to stand up but fell back down. Just
then Nichole and Jubilee grabed Hadji by his arms and picked him up.
	" AH HADJI-HUN!" cried out Jubilee and Nichole at the same time, then they
both fainted.	
	" Teenagers" said Jessie and Kara at the same time. Just then Ranma jumped
out of the Tommy Duffle Bag. 
	"RANMA AWL" said Jessie and Kara at the same time, and then fainted. 
The story you just read is a real story. It is a case of the Harps. Or the
Hadji And Ranma Protectors. They are a group of girls who are in love with
Ranma and Hadji. Their identitys are withheld. 
	"ITS KARA, JUBILEE AND NICHOLE" cried out Ranma.
So next time you see Hadji unprotected, call the Harps.
This has been a paid public service anoucment!

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