From: Maryke Why? what time is it? 10:49 pm. I still have an hour and 11 minutes! I'm not pulling a Peggy! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!^_^ Disclaimer: Don't own the Musketeers. I don't mean disrespect to them. Amy created the idea of the Musk-ETTE-teers. So, technically, the fic is hers. *grin* So I guess you can blame her for this thing. MWAHAHAHA!!!! Archivers: Archive under Amy's name. Unless you want to promote chaos. Categories: ML, Insanity, Parody(?). The 3 Musk-ETTE-teers part 9/? Written by: Dez(dbneher@gte.net) [scene after wherever we left off] Ava: ::panting:: Almost.....there.....::collapses:: *some time later, it's getting dark* ::carriage approaches:: Servant: Sir! We have a young lady on the road. Shall I toss her aside? Mystery Man: No! I shall take her with me. Servant: Why? Mystery Man: Because I'm an overly cute guy that feels I must help a damsel in distress. That, and the script says so. Servant: Okie dokie. [end scene] [next scene] Ava: ::wakes up with a start:: What? Where am I? ::thinks:: Wait! I get to meet cute guy! Woohoo! Mystery Man: Are you talking about me? Ava: ::looks at man:: ::grin:: Yup! Now I can add you to my harem! What's your name? Or do I keep calling you cute guy? Cause I can do that. Mystery Man: My name is Volstock (Dez note: Amy's idea) Ava: Soooooo.....What am I supposed to do again? Volstock: ::looks at script:: I'm supposed to try and seduce you, then some guy- Some guy: Sir! Someone is here to arrest you! Ava: But he hasn't seduced me yet! Volstock: We must hurry to the boat! Tie her up and bring her with us! Ava: EXCUSE me! But it should be the other way around! You're apart of MY harem. Amy (from off stage): You can add him to your harem later! Stick with the script!! Sheesh! The people I work with... [end scene] [scene-ship shrouded in the dark and fog] Some guy: A-hoy! Let us board! Ship guy: Ok! Ok! Hold up! We're suppose to be dead, so it's gonna take a minute!! Some guy: What? Director: ::slaps forehead:: They aren't supposed to know that you fools! ::sigh:: Just continue.. *Volstock, his men and Ava board ship* Some guy: Where is everybody? Some guy2: ::pokes a ship man: Hey! They really are dead!! Dez: That's because Jessie accidentally killed them when she was shooting at me. ::grin:: Amy and Peggy's plan failed! Haha! Volstock's men: aaaaahhhh!!!! Sister Psycho! Head of the psychoward! *Some of Volstock's men jump overboards* Dez to Ava: Told ya I was feared! Now, TIME TO PAY FOR MY FEATHER! *Dez and Ava proceed to attack the remaining Volstock men* *Peggy jumps out of a plothole and joins them* Peggy: Take that! ::slices Some Guy1's belt off:: Some Guy1: Eep! ::Jumps overboard:: Peggy: Aw man! Didn't get to see nuthin! Amy(still off stage): GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! *elsewhere on the ship* Dez: I am Deziree! Prepare to meet thy doometh! So Sayeth the Annotated Plus Large Margined Book of Rage!! Some Guy2: ::fancy-schmancy martial arts moves:: Dez: ::raises eyebrows:: Oooooo! Tough Guy! ::tosses appartment:: ::misses:: Darn! Still out of practice! ::slams sword down, sword cuts rope, floor beneath Tough Guy falls and him with it:: Wow. I'm good. MLers: ::applaud:: Dez: Thank you! Thank you! Director: Let's move on with it people! ::sigh:: I'm not paid enough. Amy: You're not paid at all. Now if you'll excuse me. Time for me to meet my ex. [Amy and Volstock meet] Amy: Ever since you went to war it's been Russia this, and RUssia that. Your obbessed. Volstock: Am not! Amy: Are too. Dez: Ah-hem! Russia isn't in this movie. Amy: So? You asked who the cute guy should be. And I said Volstock. Peggy: Do you realize what a random choice that was? Dez: And is that how you even spell Volstock? ::turns to Volstock:: How do you spell your name? Volstock: Uuuuhhh..... Amy: Look at this! He can't even spell his name. Why me? Peggy: What you need is a harem. Like me and ava. Ava: ::snaps fingers:: Men in Ava's Harem: Yes oh beautiful master! Your wish is our command! Ava: ::grin:: [end scene] [uuummmmm....I'm skipping. Volstock's dead yata yata....] Amy: Wait! I didn't get to do my dramatic scene with my ex! Dez: No time! Amy: I'll get you for this! And you little feather too! Dez: LEAVE MY FEATHER OUT OF THIS! Peggy: Moving on...... Ava: To where? Peggy: You know what, I don't know. I haven't written a single part for this. Dez: And who's fault is that? Peggy: Yours? Amy: Peggeth! I Commandeth you to write the next part! Peggy: Dez has to finish this one. Ha! :P Amy: Dezzeth! I Commandeth you to finish this part! Dez: You don't have that kind of power. Amy: Well then get on with the next scene! Dez: Errr....I don't know what's suppose to happen next. Peggy: Then why in BOB's name are you still writing? Dez: fine! [end scene] Ok, I'm done. Wasn't that just a bundle of BO-RING! I assign Peggy with the next part. *evil grin* ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ideas on how we can improve ONElist? http://www.onelist.com Check out the Suggestion Box feature on our new web site