Jonny: Welcome back to another addition of Insanity/Not Insanity. Not Insanity * Jonny and Jessie in Maine walking along a road.* Jonny: Jess? Jessie: Yes? Jonny: I have something to tell you. Jessie: Yes? Jonny: This is hard to say! I mean. It's so speacial and important. Jessie: Go on, I'm listening. *gets on one knee and takes Jessie's hands in his own.* Jonny: Ok...one more time. Jess? Jessie *ecxited note in her voice*: Yes? Jonny: I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY! ---- Jonny *grumble*: That wasn't very funny! **yeah, yeah... Just get on with it!** Jonny: Insanity ---- * Jonny and Jessie in Maine walking along a road.* Jonny: It's a nice day isn't it? Jessie: Yeah. Jonny: HEY! Look at that! A sneaker! *picks up the sneaker. It attaches itself to his hand.* Jessie: AHHH!!! YOU FREAK! *Runs off.* Jonny: Jess! Wait! *sees another sneaker and picks it up. This one too attaches itself to his hand* Woman: AHH! YOU FREAK! *hits him upside the head with her purse.* Jonny: But.... *fourty years later....the Quest Mansion is a big peica junk with only one residant. A car pulls up to it and a lady walks inside.* Lady: Hello? Avon Lady! I...is anybody home? *walks up to the attic and see's a man in the corner. As he steps into the light she can see he has blond hair and sneakers instead of hands.* Lady: Oh! Who are you? Jonny: Jonathan. Lady: Jonathan....Jonathan Sneakerhands? *puts a sneaker over her mouth* Jonny: Shutup! You wanna get us sued? Lady: OH! Sorry. *looks sheepsih.* Lady: Baa! *Tornado appears in the distance.* Jonny: Oh my. A tornado. *yawns* Lady: Well I have to make my exit for no apparent reason. Jonny: Bye *the lady drops through a plothole. Just as Bandit appears through another one.* Jonny: Hey Bandit! Bandit: AR! Arf! # #translation: Oh no! Not YOU again# *the tornado picks up Jonny and Bandit. It pulls Jonny's hair longer, braids it, put's little bows in it. Rips off his normal clothes (I bet all you Jonny-groupies are drooling right now) and puts a dress on him. Then shoves black high heels on his feet. ANd drops him. He gets knocked unconciouss..THen he wakes up.* Jonny: oW! *Looks around.* Jonny: Bandit! I don't think we're in Maine anymore! Bandit: RUff RUFF! Pant Pant # #translation: Aww Ya THINK?# *a pink bubble appears out of nowhere.* Jonny: Oh look! The Witch of the East! *the bubble pops and Mishelle steps out, she has a bokken in hand* Mishelle: HAH! I'm the Wicked Witch.... Jonny: Shouldn't it be B instead of W on the Witch part? Mishelle: THATS IT BLEACHY BOY! YOU DIE NOW! *Mishelle begins chasing Jonny. They run past Scooby-Doo. Jonny leaps onto the bridge of the Starship Enterprise and on to the captins lap.* Jonny: Why Picard. I didn't know you cared! * Mishelle leaps after him bringing the bokken down and shearing off the rest of Picards hair.* Picard: *sob* MY GLORIUS HAIR! NOW I'M JUST A BALD GUY! WAAAH! *Mishelle swings again and Jonny leaps away. He runs through Angel Falls.* Mysterious and annoying singing voices: Go go Power Rangers..... * All of the power Rangers look at Jonny.* Jason: MY LOVE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFEE??? *starts chasing after Jonny* Jonny: AHHHHHH!!!! *Mishelle appears and swings the bokken* Mishelle: HEYYA! *It severs Kimberlys head from her body.* Kimberly: Oh! I feel a draft! *Jonny, Jason and 'Shelle run across a movie screen.* Crow: WOAH! what WAS that? Mike: Ummm...do you think it was a teen boy in drag being chased by a power ranger being chased by a witch with a bokken? Tom: Could be. All: NaaaH! --------- Jonny: END! ------ Disclamer: Blah blah blah I don't own em. Aint makin no money. Don't care. Dont sue. *yawn* Type: AGALAIAHR/A ------ comments? Flames? Quest-ions? Send em to dont_blink_24@mailcity.com and don't forget the underscores! --- Meet.... Ronald (hi) Sephiroth (Help Me!) Kiken (cooL) Yateth (was up?) Get your FREE Email at http://mailcity.lycos.com Get your PERSONALIZED START PAGE at http://personal.lycos.com ******************************************************************** * The Jonny Quest mailinglist jq@edc.ml.org * ******************************************************************** * To unsubscribe, send an e-mail to: majordomo@edc.ml.org * * with the message: unsubscribe jq subject is ignored * ********************************************************************