INSANITY! Jonny: This is insanity *shows a bedroom. Jessie is sitting on the bed reading a book* Jessie: And the thunder roared! *drum beats sound in the distance.* Jessie: What the... Hidden Choir Voices: George...George...George of the Jungle... George: AHWAHAAAAAA!!!!! *a man in a loin cloth **droooool** breaks through the wall swinging on a vine.* Hidden Choir Voices: Strong as he can be! George...George...George of the Jungle watch out for that Hanson... *a fifty foot Hanson appears in the room* Hidden Choir Voices: Watch out for that Hanson! Watch out for that BAM! BOOM! HANSON! George: Ow. Jessie: Hey! Your leaving mud on the carpet. Isacc Hanson: Me see, a she! *reaches down for her* Jessie: AHHHH!!! HELP! *Jonny hears the cry from his room, and throws his hand up into the air.* Jonny: BLEACH PRISIM POWER! * his nails turn pink. A fuku that looks exactly like Sailor Moon's appears along with a tiara and knee boots. He is still a male though and his legs are hairy.* *Back in Jessie's room Jessie is being shoved into the Hanson's pocket. Then Jon...er...Sailor Bleach appears.* Jonny: I am SAILOR BLEACH! I fight for love justice and really blond hair! In the name of Hair Products I will punish you! Isacc Hanson: Ugly Sailor, Me smash in head with a trailor! *lifts fist and smashes it into the ground, Jonny shreiks (think Serena) and dodges. Hadji, Benton andRace hear this from the library. They lift pens into the air, Hadji a blue one,Race a red one, and Benton a gold one.* Hadji: HAIR SPRAY PRISIM POWER! Race: MOUSSE PRISIM POWER! Benton: HAIR DYE PRISIM POWER! * back in Jessie's room Jonny is trying to kill the Hanson by kicking it in the shin. George is still implanted in the Hanson's fore head.* Race: We are the rest of the Sailor Scouts and in the name of Mousse.. Hadji: Hair Spray... Benton: Hair Dye... Together: We'll punish you! *did I mention they were in fuku's?* Hadji: HAIR SPRAY... *lifts up a bottle of spray* Hadji: OZONE....DESTROY! *presses the knob and fire comes out covering the Hanson.* Jessie: AHHH! WAIT TILL I'M OUT YOU BAKA! Hadji: Sorry! *Hadji presses the rewind button...waits Impatiently until Jessie gets out and does it again. After he does this Jessie lifts a green pen into the air.* Jessie: SHAMPOO PRISIM POWER! *comes out of the transformation sequence but lo and behold is MALE!* Jessie: HEY! I ORDER YOU TO CHANGE THAT! *OK OK! Spoil sport. comes out of the transformation sequence but lo and behold is still feMALE.* Race: MOUSSE WHITE OUUUUT! *covers the Hanson in mousse. He breaks free.* Benton: Now what? *the Hanson approaches and suddenly a pair of siccors is thrown at the Hanson's feet. The scouts look up.* All: The Masked Barber! Sephiroth: Nah he's on vacation! I'm filling in. Jonny: Then whats your name? Sephiroth: Uhhh... Sephiroth. Jonny: No! I mean whats your fighting name. You have to pick something really dorky like oh Sailor Shampoo... Jessie: HEY! Sephiroth: Ooook. Ummm. It is I the-man-who-runs-with-scissors! Jonny: Close enough. Sephirot...er..The-man-who-runs-with-scissors: How dare you use your music and your ugly looks to make teenagers sick all over the world. *he turns to the Sailor Scouts* The-man-who-runs-with-scissors: Sailor Scouts.... Jonny: Are you gonna give us a speech or do something. The-man-who-runs-with-scissors: Uhh a speech. Jonny: OK then just say blah blah blah and go. The-man-who-runs-with-scissors: Blah, blah, blah and go. Jonny: Now go. The-man-who-runs-with-scissors: Now go Jonny: No LEAVE! The-man-who-runs-with-scissors: No LEAVE! Jonny: GET OUT OF HERE! The-man-who-runs-with-scissors: GET OUT OF HERE! Jonny: ARRGGH! The-man-who-runs-with-scissors: Do you mind repeating that? Oh nevermind...I have places to go, things to do, Cloud's girl friend to kill...did I just say that? Benton: Yeah. The-man-who-runs-with-scissors: OK anyway.. Bye! Jonny: He's right! Race: MOUSSE WHITE OUT! Hadji: HAIR SPRAY OZONE DESTROY! *the mousse thats covering Hanson is on fire* Benton: HAIR DYE COLOR CHANGE! *the fire turns pink* Jessie: SHAMPOO SPOTS RANMA AND GLOMPS! * Hanson gets knocked to the ground* All: NOW SAILOR BLEACH Jonny: BLEAAACCCHH BOTTLE MAGIIIC! * a bleach covers the Hanson and it explodes.* ------ Jonny: Heh. This is not insanity *shows a bedroom. Jessie is sitting on the bed reading a book* Jessie: And the thunder roared! *some one knocks on the door.* Jessie: Come in! Ryouga: Excuse me...but do you know the way to Furinkahn High? ---- Jonny: Then again ---- Disclamer: I don't own em. You know it I know it no problem......it. --- Meet.... Ronald (hi) Sephiroth (Help Me!) Kiken (cooL) Yateth (was up?) 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