From: WillowXF@aol.com

I just HAD to get this out by the end of Quarter 1!! It might not make much
sense, but then again, none of my Brak MVs do.

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Title: Frontdoor/Backside
Author: Kait Sudol (WillowXF@aol.com)
Category: Yaoi, H, M
Date: March 31, 1999
Disclaimer: I don't own the JQ characters, HB does, and believe me, if I did
there would be no question about new TRA eps, we would've had 'em years ago.
Brak and HB own the song "Frontdoor/Backside". I'm not making a profit, just
doing this for my own amusement (Simple minds, simple pleasures).

Frontdoor/Backside
By Kait "Rookie" Sudol

	Race Bannon sighed loudly and gazed at the crudely taped together picture
that was sitting on his dresser. Jonny was so blind to his affections. Ever
since his declaration of love for the towheaded boy last week, everyone was
avoiding him. 
	Especially Jonny.
	Race had been rethinking his relationship with Jonny ever since. Maybe he
*wasn't* in love with Jonny, as hard as it was to believe.
	He sighed again, looking at the picture. He clicked on the radio, and a song
by his favorite artist came on. It seemed to fit his state of mind perfectly.

They say breaking up
	-is hard to do-
~Race smiles at Jonny and Jonny backs away from him~
	-now I know
	I know that it's true-
~Race sits and thinks about breaking up with Jonny~

	-all you ever do is bring me down, down, down-
~Jonny backs away when Race tries to give him a gift. Race looks upset~
	-turn my happy smile into a frown, frown, frown-
~Race smiles widely and goes to hug Jonny, but he turns and runs away
screaming. Race pouts~
	-you keep on telling me that you'll be leaving soon-
~Jonny threatens to leave the house while talking to his father. Race listens
in from the hallway~
	-well don't let the front door hit you on the backside
	when you do-
~Race makes a decision to dump Jonny and jumps up to go tell him~
	-don't let the front door hit you on the backside
	when you leave-
~Race finds him and yells it to his face~
	-we're finally through-
~Jonny falls on his knees, crying and thanking God~
	-and there's no boo-hooin' 
	from me-
~Race keeps his mouth firmly clamped together, determined not to cry~
	-i'll find myself somebody new 
	who'll like me cuz I'm me-
~Race approaches Dr. Quest from behind and offers him the flowers Jonny
wouldn't take~
	-and I'll be good to her too,
	yes sirre-
~Dr. Quest blinks, and then accepts the flowers with a grin~
	-and we'll live happily ever after-
~Dr. Quest and Race go skipping out the front door arm in arm~

	Jessie watched as her father and Dr. Quest left the house together. She
promptly started another screaming and cursing fit, as her therapist attempted
to calm her down. Hadji, who had just stumbled into the room, gasped in
complete shock.
	"NOOOOOO!!!" he yelled. "Now RACE is taken too!!" He turned heel and ran back
towards his bedroom. Jonny, meanwhile, continued his praise of God, thankful
that it was his father that Race was taking to Vegas and not him. 
	Bandit just watched the whole scene with a condescending mind set. *Humans,*
he thought. *How pathetic.*
	-the end.-

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