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Date: Sat, 30 Jan 1999 14:17:27 EST
Subject: JQ: [FIC]: Another Little Diddy (The Indirect Sequel to 'Little Diddy')
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Well, It's happened. I didn't think it possible, but it was. (No, I'm not
leaving the Questors! Wild horses couldn't drag me from you guys!)
 What really happened was that Nikki and I came up with a Buffy/JQ X-Over
that's even worse then the first one (which may be because it's badfic). I
thought I'd post it to you guys for multiple reasons. Anyway, here goes....

January 30, 1999

Title: Another Little Diddy
Authors: Kait Sudol and Nikki Cooper
Category: Umm...H, X, ML, AGALAIAHRA, Par (sorta....) 
Also: Um, Ina, there's some strange relationship things in here. Should I
include those in the categories?
Disclaimer: We don't own Jonny, Jessie, Hadji, Dr. Q, Race, etc. HB does, and,
unfortunately, doesn't realize their potential. We also don't own Buffy,
Giles, Willow, Xander, etc, Joss Whedon and WB do, and unfortunately, Joss
does not realize Jenny's full potential. We do own ourselves and *I* own
GaJBTS HQ, and everything Associated with GaJBTS! BWAHAHAHAHA!! Feel my
WRATH!!
Don't sue.
WARNING: This *is* bad fic!!!!! Don't expect the plot to make sense. It also
has horrid grammar and such, but it's supposed to. That's why it's bad fic. We
wrote this in an empty RPG.

Another Little Diddy,
By Kait Sudol and Nikki Cooper

	"I'm booooooored!" Nikki Cooper whined as she sat with her littlest online
sister Kait inside GaJBTS HeadQuarters. "There's nothing to do!" Kait was too
busy sleeping to notice.
	"Why don't you write a fic?" Jenny Calendar asked as she paged through a
magazine across the room. Kait jumped up at the word fic.
	"Let's write a sad fic!" she said. Nikki glared. Kait always wrote sad fics
that made her cry and made Holly cry and then Holly would write a sad fic too
and Kait would cry and then they would be even until Kait said that Angel was
a wuss and then Holly would throw her against the wall in a chokehold, because
Holly thought Angel was hot, but Holly's not in this story, so we'll stop
talking about her.
	"No," said Nikki, "Let's write a different fic. Let's write a bad fic!" Kait
agreed with this idea and told Jenny to leave because she always influenced
the fics by making comments in the background.
	After that they started to work on the fic. They couldn't think of something
to write about until Nikki mentioned that she wanted to watch "When She Was
Bad" and that Buffy bleached her hair. Kait thought of the other Bleach head,
Jonny Quest, and said,
	"Let's write a JQ Crossover!" Nikki liked the idea, so they go to work. The
story went like this:

	One day Jonny Quest was walking in Maine by his house. He was walking his
dog, Bandit. They walked and walked and walked and finally they stopped
walking and sat on a bench. He was having fun sitting until a big flash of
light came. When he looked down again, he was a girl. He was wearing slutty
clothes and there was another girl in a similar outfit by his feet, where
Bandit had been. 
	"Woof!" said the girl. Jonny looked confused. He also looked funny cuz he was
dressed like a girl. Then, Hadji ran over. He was dressed like a girl too,
except his clothes weren't slutty, they were pretty and nice.
	"Jonny!" he said. "You are dressed like a girl too!" Jonny nodded. Then
Jessie appeared, and she was dressed in jeans and a striped shirt. She was
looking at a wallet.
	"This wallet says my name is Alexander Harris," she said without looking up.
When she did look up she just laughed really hard because Jonny and Hadji were
dressed like girls. She kept laughing for a long time, until Irena showed up.
Irena was dressed in dull black and white and she said,
	"Jonny! Why are you dressed like a girl?" And Jonny shrugged because he
didn't know.

	Meanwhile, in Maine, Jenny Calendar woke up and rolled over and realized that
she was sleeping next to--

	"Stop!" Jenny said to Kait and Kait stopped writing the story. Jenny told
Kait that even though she liked write JQ Yaoi, she shouldn't be so suggestive
cuz there were little kids on the list. Also, Jenny did not want to find out
that she was sleeping with Buffy (who was in Jonny's body), but Kait said she
wasn't it was going to be Giles, who was Dr. Quest. Jenny said to stop it
anyway, cuz of the little kids and Nikki and Kait listened, because Jenny
could beat them up. She could also beat them at poker,  because Pete and Jenny
had beaten everyone in GaJBTS HQ at poker, so now they had no money and
clothes. Now everyone was walking around in their underwear because Jenny and
Pete were wearing their clothes.
	Nikki started the story again.

	Jenny Calendar woke up and looked in her closet to get dressed. All she had
in her closet was a red shirt and khaki pants. She shrugged and put them on.
She went outside and she saw that Giles was dressed in almost the same thing
he was always dressed in. Then Buffy Summers came out and she was dressed in a
black t-shirt and jeans. Giles and Jenny thought that this was weird, cuz
Buffy always wore slutty clothes.
	"Why are you wearing that?" asked Giles and Buffy said because she couldn't
find anything else. Then Willow came out in a purple shirt and black jeans and
a turban. 
	"Why are you wearing that?" asked Giles and Willow said because she couldn't
find anything else. Then Cordelia came out and she was a dog and she was
wearing a red collar.
	"Why are you wearing that?" asked Giles and Cordelia said because she woke up
like a dog and dogs wore collars. Then Xander came out in a purple unitard and
a pink skort-y thing underneath and no one said anything because they were
laughing so hard. Then Angel came out and he was wearing a green skirt and a
white blouse and a green vest and everyone laughed really hard at him too. He
started to cry and ran away.

	Back in Sunnydale, Jonny had found Race and Dr. Quest. Race was dressed like
a girl too. Dr. Quest and Race were happy because now their secret affair
could be public. Dr. Quest mentioned that the reason that they switched was
because they were in the exact same positions as the people they switched with
at the exact same moment and Race and Dr. Quest started to giggle and Jonny
didn't know why, but Jessie and Hadji did and they thought it was gross.
	Irena was upset because the person she switched with was dull and stupid and
a wuss. When she was at his apartment, she also found out that he wet the bed.
She wished he would come back just so she could kill him. Suddenly, all of the
Slayerettes appeared right by the Quests. Dr. Quest and Race ran away to Las
Vegas so they could get married before they switched back.
Irena saw Angel and got mad because he was a wuss. They switched back and she
staked him. He cried, and then he exploded into dust. Xander saw that Cordelia
was a dog and laughed. Bandit and Cordelia switched back, and then Cordelia
took Jessie and made her switch with Xander. Then she took Jessie to the mall
to buy a new outfit. Jessie got normal clothes and felt much better. The
Questors ML heard about it and cheered.
	Buffy decided that Angel was a wuss anyway and didn't want to date him
anymore. That was good, because he was dead now, so she couldn't have dated
him anyway. She decided to ask Hadji out, but when she went over to him, a
bunch of other girls with Nuclear Chicken Launchers and wet spaghetti noodles
told her to go away. She went away and was sad because she had no one to make
out with, until a boy name Stuart Matisak (sp?) moved to town and she made out
with him instead.
	Dr. Quest and Race came back from Las Vegas and said that they were married.
Then Giles and Jenny switched back with them anyway and didn't really care
about being married. Dr. Quest and Race were sad because they weren't married
anymore. Race cried. 
	Jessie, in her new outfit, realized that she was a very kick-butt person and
fell in love with Xander. Xander liked it when girls fell in love with him, so
they started to go out too. Jonny cried because not only was he not Race's
boyfriend anymore, but now he couldn't go out with Jessie either. Irena
smacked him and he decided he like Irena, so he stopped crying.
	Then, after everyone switched back, a big nuclear winter came and destroyed
everyone, except Hadji, because the aforementioned women, who's names were
Lesli and Ina-chan, had rescued him so that he could come to their belated
birthday party. 
Oh, and Gary Hobson who was in Chicago didn't die either, because Nikki said
so.

The End.

	Nikki thought that the story was cool, and so did Kait, but Holly came, even
though she wasn't supposed to be in the story, and staked Kait because Kait
decided to kill off Angel. Kait came back as an ASH fanclub and staked Holly.
Holly came back as an ASH UNION and staked Kait's ASH fanclub. The ASH fanclub
became some flowers and stakes Holly's ASH UNION. The ASH UNION came back as a
Someone and stepped on the flowers. The Flowers were reincarnated as more
Flowers and took over the world, killing the Someone. The Someone came back as
Holly, and the Flowers had a heart attack and turned into Kait.
	Nikki, meanwhile left GaJBTS HQ to find Gary so that she could drool over him
again. Jenny and Pete played poker with everyone else until Jenny left with
Giles to do stuff that had to do with "ringing bells". Kait calmed down, even
though she wasn't angry to begin with. 
	Oz was angry because he wasn't in the story, but Kait said that he wasn't
dead so he felt better. Jonny cried because he was dead and Irena was dead and
he didn't want to be dead in the story. Nikki reminded him it was just a story
and smacked him on the back of the head. His too-bleached hair couldn't take
the pressure and all his hair fell out. Everyone laughed.

The End.


Okay, that's the real end of it. I would LOVE comments. Really. Also, if you
want to read the first Little Diddy, go to:
http://members.aol.com/rookie2bs/diddy.html
It's tottally different then this one, but it's the first JQ fic that Me and
Nikki wrote together.

Note to Holly: Guess who I saw in the hallway Friday afternoon? Well, I'll
give you a hint, it's the same person that Jen saw flirtting with Mr. Miller
9th period.....

Peace,
Kait

Kait: So, didja read that one reply I got 'bout the candle thing? The girl
said I had 'dorment mental ablities'!
Holly: Well, we all knew that!
Kait: Huh?
Holly: 2+2!
Kait: AHHHHH! I have to ask Rob for help!! ::pauses:: He says five!
Holly: See?
~~Holly playing with my Mind. (She KNOWS I'm not allowed to think!!)

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