From: "Carolyn Snowraven" <slamminquest@hotmail.com>
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Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1999 19:30:31 PST
Subject: JQ:  15 Things.....
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Disclaimer:  I don't know if I have to include this for a 15 Things, but 
why not...just to be safe.  I don't own any of these character, and no 
one is paying me.  I'm a bored person who is slightly mental, so no one 
sue me!  

15 Things to do to Get Some Interesting Responses from People on a 
College Campus.....

15.  "Borrow" some homo-sapien-looking bones from the anatomy lab, bring 
them to the music quadrangle, and attempt to contact aliens by playing 
them with a tuning fork in broad daylight.

14.  Throw random DNA samples from the Genetics freezer onto the most 
expensive computer and explain that you are trying to make a "Cyber - 
Organic" artificial intelligence.

13.  Become an advocate for the Cult of Rage, and quote extensively from 
the Book of Rage during Comparative Religions and to all the theology 
professors.  Wear a black robe for an extra touch.

12.  Reset all computers in the computer lab with a password of "IRIS", 
and then convince naive freshmen that in order to log on, they must 
shout "Going Hot!" into the computer speakers.

11.  Explain to your SCUBA class that you are searching for the ship of 
Black Jack Lee when you navigate across the deep end of the pool ad 
infinitum.

10.  Ask the School of Law department head if it's possible in any way 
to legally marry a cartoon character.

9.  Write an anthropological thesis on how Yetis thrive in the Khumbu 
region of the Himilayas, and how some migrate towards the Buddhist 
tradition.

8.  Give a presentation on the idea of a "whale internet" to fellow 
students in Marine Biology.  

7.  Recruit students to help search the botany greenhouse for a covert 
nuclear-weapon-producing operation.

6.  Construct a Golem for a ceramics project and attempt to demonstrate 
its powers to the art professor. 

5.  Steal the security golf-carts and decorate them as Robot Spies.  

4.  Pretend to switch bodies with a friend and walk around moaning, 
"Surd did it!"  

3.  Ask Army recruiters if Race Bannon still holds the obstacle course 
record for the Special Forces.

2.  Volunteer for a psychological dream-analysis project and explain how 
each night you astral project to Rockport, Maine, and participate in 
exciting adventures with cartoon people.

1.  Write like Brad Quentin and see if you get recommended for Remedial 
Writing 101.

- Snowraven


p.s. no offense to brad quentin (i appreciate he published more jq 
fiction, but the guy really makes the characters and situations kooky.)  
i'm sorry if this sucks, but i'm bored and burnt out.  i hope you enjoy!  
or just throw cyber weapons at me......

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